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Jungle Cow 

n. A derogatory term used for large black women. Usually found within the "urban jungles" of America. They are most likely to be found in low income housing areas lounging in cheap aluminum lawn chairs (usually purchased from the local big lots) which are likely screaming for sweet relief from the gargantuan asses nestled in their seat nearly tearing through the thin strips of polyester holding them up. It is advised not to cross these beasts as they are likely very irritable because their "baby daddy" is in jail and "ain't payin no bills" or "caint suppote they kids".
Excuse me, jungle cow, welcome to Denny's. You're gonna have to wait a little longer cause we need an extra wide booth to fit your fat ass.
Jungle Cow by Jungle cow fever July 27, 2011

junglecock 

jungkook and his super mega duper penis
"have u seen the new bts fancam?"
"yes! theres was junglecock"
junglecock by marpenis6969 April 12, 2022

junglecock 

that russian dude has junglecock
junglecock by SmartTalker May 15, 2003

The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus)

The amazing sex move where the male rapidly runs through the bedroom door, while flapping his arms like a chicken and making weird chicken noises, whilst also flying through the air and making a full cock insertion into the woman's vagina.
Shoulda seen me Gibbo, I did The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus) on Karen's arse, she said she never seen a sexier bit of poultry in her life,

junglecookie 

A Parisian Varied Artist.
junglecookie is Saturne.
junglecookie by thenumeralzero August 21, 2009

junglefowl 

red junglefowl, black junglefowl, gallus gallus
junglefowl by 40Sh8rk July 24, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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