July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose

Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th

by Vuleled November 21, 2021

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july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

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july 13th

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.

"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."

by ilovelara July 12, 2021

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July the 13th

The baddest bitch was born on July 13th. She/he is the hottest person you will ever meet in your life. Dont ever take them for granted cause they crazy bitches and will not hesitate to stab you to death.

"Oh yeah I know a girl born on July the 13th, she's hot asf. She could get some tbh."

by Løwkeyy.køtabear November 5, 2019

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