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A jug head is a person who is a total retard who applies their self with day time activities like hanging,chilling, or chilling and hanging at the stoop. This person always talks about the same thing, acts like a broken record on every single thing they or he talks about. This person is non motivated to do anything, besides watching espn or playing undisputed to pass the time on daily basis. There are many characteristics to a jug head, stemming from being really dumb, awkward, agreeing with what is the norm. While being completely oblivious to there surroundings and clueless to there own cause. Not only is this person really persistent, but they feel like the victim all the time cause there so close minded they feel the need to hang or chill. To sum a jug head entirely their total retards with the persistence of a 4 year old child, and or your cat has more 2 sense then a normal defying jug head.
The background of a jug head is lonely with a not so crazy life with nothing going on, Pretty much nothing to live for except hanging at the stoop/lair.
Ipones, saying stupid quotes, fantasy factory, weighting 180, wearing a blue jays hat with a phillies shirt, hanging or chilling, jug head
by jug head333333333 August 05, 2009
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Someone who has a gigantic skull but has the intelligence of a two year old. A jughead typically resembles Sloth from "The Goonies".
Richard: "Hey you guys! I forgot how to use the bathroom, will you help?" Darrel: "This guy is a complete jughead".
by PorkyMillwright December 30, 2012
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A person from stoke on trent.
So called because one of the main products of the area is pottery.
could of been worse, the other main product is toilets.
I've got nothing against jug heads but I just wish they would stop calling everyone "me duck"
by Mr flibble April 18, 2004
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Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.
My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.
by Mike June 19, 2003
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"That f**kin jughead has been passed out in my living room for days. He's only woken up to raid my fridge."
by oregoner April 02, 2013
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Someone with a unusual shaped head
He has a jug head
by Poley411 June 06, 2017
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