Judge Judy is none other than a yankee doodle judge who has the cases that are brought before her in court televised. One can only assume that these "cases" are fake, because they're all quite stupid like "Mr Gonzales threw a stone in my yard. I feel extremely threatened and like I can't even live at my home in the same way. He also deliberately splashes water on my driveway while watering his bluebells. It is plainly eroding the concrete away and I want full compensation for all damage costs. I am so discriminated against." And then the defendent would make their rebuttle which would be something of the same sort. Judge Judy then would ask her assistant to make the huge walk from the judges desk thing to the plaintiff and defendent's tables to retrieve pointless photos of the "crime scene", and then interrogate both with pointless questions and hand gestures.
by nowhere near September 24, 2005
what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.
The apacolypse
by Max November 10, 2003
A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.
Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 9, 2008
A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.
Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?
Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.
Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.
Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.
Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.
by MrSaturn33 June 17, 2010
Hey dude did you want to watch that Court show Judge Judy. Of course I do I love her she's a bastard I tell her don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 5, 2017
Noun; to behave in a sanctimonious and loud way to affect behavior you deem intolerable; the act of behaving superior in an obnoxious tone of voice.
I pulled a Judge Judy on my dog after he didn't use the newspaper to deficate. He used the newspaper after that verbal thrashing!
by gutterballet79 July 21, 2015
when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.
I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy
by Matt July 27, 2003