Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).
Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.
by KingOfWonton December 8, 2022
A nice guy who if you get to his bad side he'll threaten you. He is a midget but he's buff. He can be a good friend if you actually know him.
by anrandomexican April 21, 2022
by Hornydick20w9 October 24, 2019
Jude is a very sweet and funny guy who is interested in everything you say and is extremely easy to get along with. He always has lots of friends and is constantly making new ones. He tends to see the best in people and not just what’s on the outside. He will love you for your personality and love to play video games with you all the time. He is incredibly easy to fall for and will instantly fall in love with you soon first site and know exactly who you are as a person without needing to get to know you. As soon as he sees a red flag, he is gone with no second thoughts.
Girls friend: Hey what happened to you and Jude?
Girl: Oh apparently he didn't like one of my interests and dumped me.
Girls friend: wow! That’s rough.
Girl: ya, I don’t think I’ll find anyone else like him.
Girl: Oh apparently he didn't like one of my interests and dumped me.
Girls friend: wow! That’s rough.
Girl: ya, I don’t think I’ll find anyone else like him.
by Intrigued💖human🌷being May 21, 2022
by lol shrek April 3, 2022
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