Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.
EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!
by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020
A person who walks close to you and sucks down your good air with there nonsense or just a complete moron.
Jorge: Dude, I was working today and this girl was trying to talk to me!
Jeremy: Oh my God dude, I CAN'T believe she was being such a Jub Jub to you. The nerve of people now a days.
Steve: Why is Kieth pouring milk down grandma's stoma?
Holly: Because his brain has been completely jub jubbed to the point of no return.
Jeremy: Oh my God dude, I CAN'T believe she was being such a Jub Jub to you. The nerve of people now a days.
Steve: Why is Kieth pouring milk down grandma's stoma?
Holly: Because his brain has been completely jub jubbed to the point of no return.
by Dig'Em Sixstringslave November 8, 2009
The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include head to head jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever "no holds barred" contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known "chicken" situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub international sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not good practice for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.
by King Phallus February 16, 2004
A cheat code for the game Star Wars Battlefront, works on Playstation 2 and PC. It is very simple to enter the cheat code. All you do is create a new profile, and the profile name must be "Jub Jub" (without quotations.) This code will make all infantry you play as in the game very short, they will be the height of Ewoks , the little bearlike creatures from Star Wars Episode VI: A New Hope. They reside on the planet of Endor. You can play this level in the game, and you will see the Ewoks running around. If you play as the Rebel Pilot in while under this profile name, his helmet will be floating in mid-air where his head should actually be. This code will not work while playing online.
Person 1: Dude I was playing Star Wars Battlefront yesterday. I'm getting good at that game.
Person 2: You should try using the Jub Jub cheat, it makes all your characters short. I'll show you how to do it sometime.
Person 2: You should try using the Jub Jub cheat, it makes all your characters short. I'll show you how to do it sometime.
by dc5k473r318 March 28, 2010