Juanita is an enigma, simply put. She has a beautiful soul and an amazing vibration. Juanita has many talents and admirers. To find a Juanita is not an easy task, once you catch her do not let her slip away. You probably won’t encounter a creature like her ever again.
I still dream about that girl.. that girl like no other.... that girl named Juanita.
by Usefulpast August 14, 2020
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the sexiest girl to ever live. also makes a mean taco. cleans well
JUANITA’s pussy smell like stone woods
by Fishy ass kid October 20, 2019
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she is a person who walks down ave q
Look there goes Juanita at the corner of of ave q.
by Lubbock806 February 23, 2017
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juanita is a hispanic name for girls ...she is really pretty but quite short and petite ...she is SUPER SWEET she get's annoyed from time to time but she doesn't show her frustration she acts chill but still don't piss her off ...juanita is very religous like gurl ...she will make sure you go to church ...she is typically around the ages of 60 - 75 she is ONE OF THE BEST COOKS like her mangu con salami SLAPS SO FUCKING GOOD ...she loves small dogs ..juanita has thin black soft hair and brown skin ...she wairs chanclas and cleans all day
my dominican grandma's name LMAO juanita
by yurrrr.danielaa May 22, 2020
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The Feminine version of "Don Juan"

A woman who gets together with many men.

A promiscuous woman.
I really like Donna Juanita's. They really know what they're doing.

Are you serious? They are all a bunch of stupid skanks! I hate them!
by donnajuanitajr. October 5, 2009
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The act of freezing a poop log and using it as a dildo or sex toy.
Let me get the frozen juanita out of the freezer. OR
You can't get pregnant from a frozen juanita.
by sbsociety October 25, 2009
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An Asian lesbian who insists she is Mexican because she is ashamed of her non-existant miniscule penis size. Often calls other Hispanic people Asian because she is jealous of something.
Guy 1:Bro, that chick just called me Asian. I'm Mexican!
Guy 2: Man ,she is such a Juanita Cena!
by KittenGod October 19, 2011
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