jritter 

jrost thing that has ever happened to me

"haha have you seen what Jritter dot com did?"
"no and please never talk to me ever again"

jritter by idkimnotverycreativeeithnames October 12, 2020

juritzi 

A beautiful young girl who cares to much. You must not take advantage because she you can lose her easily. She can be a pain in the ass but it’s ok because in the end she is amazing.

I love Juritzi.

juritzi by Smash689 April 13, 2018

Juithy 

A bullshit word that my roommate came up with to ruin every waking second that I spend not only in the dorm, but on campus, nay Earth, at ALL.

Roommate: You can get a juithy mug for your father, Bob.
Me: What the everloving FUCK did you just say.
Other roommate: I'm gonna kill myself.

Juithy by thunderouspeestream6969 October 21, 2019

juit 

A full three piece suit comprised entirely of blue jean denim. Despite the upscale appearance of the juit it is critical in the manufacturing of the juit that the crotchal region is sewn in such a fashion as to ensure the restriction of blood flow to one’s naughty bits. Only then can one attain true appreciation for not only the aesthetic but also the physical qualities of the juit.

I've got a job interview tomorrow so I'm wearing my best juit.

juit by Rick Stevens August 29, 2007

Jurito 

1. A term for a man who, unlike the rest of us, intentionally seeks out chaos strictly for entertainment.

2. A bored black man.

3. A burrito dipped in chocolate pudding.

1. Oh that guy was getting us all riled up, just like a juri.

2. Man, I feel so jurito. :/

3. This jurito tastes delicious...

Jurito by fruity bitch <3 February 20, 2009

Juithy 

An adjective to describe the middle of the Venn Diagram comparing Armie Hammer and Chloe. There is no concrete definition for this word, as it is more of an indistinct but undeniable feeling. Basically, if you know, you know.

Me: Hey, Cleveland, isn't Armie Hammer looking pretty juithy today?
Cleveland: I would say so, yes.

Me: Hey, Juithy Baby! How you doing today?
Chloe: I wish you wouldn't call me that.

Juithy by Big Mikey 77 October 20, 2019

Juithy 

An adjective to describe the middle of the Venn Diagram comparing Armie Hammer and Chloe. There is no concrete definition for this word, as it is more of an indistinct but undeniable feeling. Basically, if you know, you know.

Me: Hey, Cleveland, isn't Armie Hammer looking pretty juithy today?
Cleveland: I would say so, yes.

Me: Hey, Juithy Baby! How you doing today?
Chloe: I wish you wouldn't call me that.

Juithy by Big Mikey 77 October 20, 2019