A term used in sports when an umpire, referee, or official makes a horrible call that is very important to the outcome of a game, or a season. This term originated when Jim Joyce blew a call to prevent Armando Gallaraga of the Detroit Tigers from getting a perfect game.
(sports announcer)"And the Redhawks bring it into Bumblebee zone with the seconds ticking down, shot, rebound, and it's in! The Redhawks have tied it up with 2 seconds to go in the third period! Wait a second, they're waving it off! The referee is waving of the goal! Let's look at the replay..." "Oh, it was definitely in! That puck crossed the line! The referee totally just Joyced the Redhawks!"
#jim #joyce #horrible #call #detroit #tigers #armando #gallaraga #perfect #game
by J7KE June 03, 2010
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To allow yourself to fatten up
Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year
#fat #obese #fatass #ugly #diet
by $p21 November 23, 2009
Being completely screwed out of something do a degree that pushes the bounds of human capacity for thought. Screwed in a way that you will never live it down. Screwed in a way that it makes other grown men cry when they hear about it.
EX 1: "Oh man I was out last night in the city with Rob and his sister Sarah." "You won't believe it but we got into the club's VIP area with Megan Fox, and she clearly wanted to get it on with Rob."
"Sarah completely cock blocked him, told him to stay away from the Tahini so he wouldn't flare up."

"Joyced, totally Joyced."

EX 2: "Did you see Jim Joyce screw Galarraga out of that perfect game?"


"From now on I'll just say Joyced when someone is completely screwed for life."

"Lose a limb because of a drunk driver? -Joyced." "Get a divorce because your friend nailed your wife? - Joyced" "Lose the presidency because your opponent's brother fixed the election? - Joyced."
#screwed #fucked #robbed #embarrased #mortified #stripped
by jonnynewjet June 04, 2010

A behavioural state in which an individual loses the ability to control their movements and has extremely low inhibitions as a result of alcoholic intoxication.
Did you see that girl last night? She was absolutely Joyced, it was so messy.
#joyce #drink #alcohol #messy #state
by shummana August 29, 2010
A wrong call.
Oh man I was at the clinic and the doc' totally Joyce'd me. You're not really the father!

Sorry i called the wrong number. I totally just Joyce'd it!
#baseball #joyce #jim joyce #sports #wrong call
by armandogallaraga June 02, 2010
To forcefully ejaculate on a female's anatomy.
Person A: "Yo, did you get with Amy last night?"

Person B: "Yeah, and I totally Joyced all over her face."
#facial #skeet skeet #joyce #cum #ejaculate
To get the shaft. On Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, Detroit Pitcher Galarraga had a perfect game in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs. A ball was hit to the first basemen, and he flipped it to Galarraga, the runner was clearly out, but umpire Jim Joyce called him safe.
A-"Dude, so I was with this girl last night, and she said she wanted to be with me forever, and I woke up this morning, and she was gone"
B-"My friend, you got Joyced"
#joyce #galarraga #jim #baseball #shaft
by Baseballdude10 June 03, 2010
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