A beautiful , caring , inspiring , independent women who only needs her self to do anything and rule the world
by Savage monster 223 October 24, 2019
mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.
by bumblingsumbees April 24, 2022
A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.
Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
by Wingnut55 October 2, 2022
by Smithers777 July 26, 2022
To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 21, 2022
by Jmc1238 July 21, 2022
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