Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.
"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"
by MonoOnom May 18, 2016
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Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013
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When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.
Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.
by hyphrr January 18, 2018
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When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.
Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.
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Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
by ogwannabee July 27, 2009
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