Josephus means he’s the man and males other guys wish he was him because he pulls all the chicks. He’s also a god at all sports. Dislikes short Asian’s. Overall pre lit dude.
The scientific name for the new species of the dodo bird: The Joe Brenner. Other nicknames include J_Bizzle, J_Brens, The Brens, and Josephus. It is characterized by its luscious golden locks on its head, which also act as its bird nest for its eggs. Has also been known to be seen wandering around the halls during 3rd period at St. Joe's Prep.
"Yo did you see the Josephus Brennerus at St. Joe's yet?"
"Yea I saw the article about it on Wikipedia."
The sweatiest fortnite box fighter (Only if he has good ping) and has a good win rate (Only if he has good ping) and can get a 20 bomb (Only if he has good ping) His average ping is 60-80 play with im to get a free win (Only if he has good ping).
A guy so perfect, it's almost like he was made up. He's mysterious and enjoys World War 2 history and population studies. He tends to rock an awesome mustache. Not so much of a ladies man. Lives with his mom. The number one item on his bucket list is to pay off his student loan before he dies. Before he dies, he wants to go to Illinois and have a slice of cheese. Pure. Cheese.