Jorik

Irregular verb.
To come op with a solution, that is briljant, yet so simple, that only a true Jorik would have been able to find it.

"Ofcourse! Now you`ve added water, it all works splendid! You really managed to jorik this problem."

by Master and Commander November 23, 2004

Jorik

Een dikke Marokkaan die door postbode Siemen wordt ingehuurd.

Jorik neukt met pakketjes en beleverd ze dan met stds aan verkeerde mensjes.

by Big Joe the hatwearer May 17, 2018

Jorik

Briljant, young, male person, based on the legendary Jorik van der Hoek, who managed to save the world from an alien invasion, and solve world hunger in a period of 2,5 hours.

"I wish my son could be more Jorik"

by Jorik van der Hoek November 23, 2004

Jorik

Legend

Jorik
(legend)

by Kiroj November 22, 2021

Jorik

Jorik is someone that does everything to make people

I wish jorik was my son

by fakkadreres October 22, 2019

jorik

A person that sometimes is brilliantly funny, but can be a pain in the ass as well.
His main problem is that he does not know when to stop. This has caused numerous problems in the past, and is presumed to have a negative impact in the future as well.
His main points of focus are Iris and Melanie. He seems to fancy Annemijn.
This specimem of the human species can be heared from several miles away, so you will always know when he is in your vicinity.
Zelda is his favorite game.

Jorik: Yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat!
We: Funny
(several hours later)
Jorik: Yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat!
We: Shut up!!

by Pimpmasta G November 24, 2004

jorik vd hoek

a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school

hi jorik vd hoek how are you doing?

by caius November 26, 2004