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Jorgensen 

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen
Jorgensen by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen 

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.
Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.
Ben Jorgensen by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

Austin Jorgensen 

Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.
+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames

-Who is him?

+It's Austin Jorgensen

-Oh

The Jorgensen Principle 

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.
We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

jo jorgensen 

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
jo jorgensen by person42069 November 4, 2020

[Ana Jorgensen] 

THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.

Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?