I told my friend that It was dumb to walk close to a cliff blind folded and the he JORGED me out of facebook.
by edgar allen poe 77 June 6, 2011
by brookesmainhoehannibal June 1, 2016
Jorge is one annoying son of a bitch, always bugging you to see what you say. You might just be tempted to throw him out of a window.
by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019
An amazing person , not too sexy but very cute & an attractive guy . He's good at sex & knows how to treat his lady in and out of bed. Jorge is often an outgoing person , gets what he wants but not too shy. Jorge is a keeper
Jorge is amazing
by Saudra January 23, 2016
by Aristojay April 4, 2016
A Jorge is someone who looks at his birth certificate wondering which parent managed to get it to say he was born in Oregon. He is a great swimmer, and light on his feet. Someone named Jorge will always radiate confidence, and wear showy tank tops because he likes the attention.
Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.
A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.
A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.
I hope to marry a Jorge.
Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.
A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.
A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.
I hope to marry a Jorge.
by Dairy-Maid November 10, 2013
The most loyal, handsome man to know. Loves his family deeply, and tries his best with everything. Has patience at times. A total sweetheart with a heart-melting smile.
That's Jorge, isn't he amazing?
by Kies May 8, 2018