a boy that doesn’t know his toe to his finger.
Girl: You know jordy is so smart?!

Me: really?! he doesn’t know his toe to his finger
by Raebae March 16, 2019
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A person who is always making excuses not to go out, and is not fun to be around. Sometimes also called 'doing a Jordy Shore'.
Q: Bro, why isn't Matt coming to the party?
A: That bitch is being a total jordy again, he says he is grounded but he's probably masturbating.
by PimBARF March 14, 2015
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Woah you're so jordie today

Someone's a little jordie

Lets be a jordie
by Weezalicious August 18, 2013
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A Jordy (commonly known as a Jordy story) is a really shit story. Most people replace "Cool story bro" with "Jordy".
Guy: So I walked down the street yesterday and i went to the video store.
Listener: Oh yeah so what happened than?
Guy: i got toy story out...... hahahan.....?
Listener: Jordy
by Darvo69 November 1, 2012
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She is a hilarious person that you always want to be around unless she is mad. But no matter what she has your back. She is loyal and loving until you make her upset and you get on her bad side so stay on her good side
by Ashlyn2000 April 26, 2017
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Jordy is a very good person and if you ever come to be friends with him keep him sometimes it he can be annoying but sometimes can be funny, he also likes to play sports and stay active whenever he can, Jordy can be thought to be a very loyal person and someone you who likes to help other.
Jordy is very funny and nice
by Jordy.p November 22, 2021
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"where did jesse go again the dumb fuck"
"oh mate hes taking a jordy downstairs"
by bigdirtydog August 27, 2019
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