Jordan

1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle

1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?

by Jose manche June 7, 2010

Jordan

When white 9 year old boys on TikTok wanna say the n word but don’t wanna get caught

Them: What’s up my Jordan?
Me: :/

by Spindatasslikeabeyblade May 7, 2021

Jordan

literally the fucking best. that’s it.

Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah

by jdawg4 August 5, 2019

Jordan

The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker

Fuck Jordan

by HandleNutSac February 2, 2019

Jordan

an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.

"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."

by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020

Jordan

a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan

Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon

by newfie October 22, 2006

Jordan

A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.

"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017