Joof

Joof ! ju`f
Copyright 2002 Ebby & Rahim
n. the sound effect made when mean points are accumulated due to mean or hurtful actions or comments.
2 a mean or hurtful action or comment - That was a big joof.

v. the act of committing a mean action that is hurtful towards another person -Romeo was upset when Juliet joofed him.

n. That was a big joof


v. Romeo was upset when Juliet joofed him.

by R. Wright, E. Agu September 17, 2005

Joof

said when mildly annoyed and/or bored.

originator: Jenelle Bringer

"nothing is happening and your sock has a stain on it"
"Joof"

by Looscannon September 1, 2004

joof

Morning Masturbation

This morning I went for a joof

by Matt XJ January 20, 2009

joof

The male equivalent to a queef, it is a penis fart that happens only once in a lifetime - the very first moment after a boy is born. Often used as a diagnostic tool by doctors who are attempting to determine the sex of babies with incredibly small penises.

Doctor: It' a boy!
Patient: How do you know?
(JOOF)
Doctor: that's how.
Both: Hahahahahaha

by saucytime January 15, 2008

joofed

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005

joof

Acronym: Jerk off on face

Man, last night that bitch passed out before I got to fuck her. So I just whipped it out and joofed. Taught her a lesson she won't soon forget.

by Brutus the Buckeye April 29, 2006

joof

the name of a really hip and happenin' clothing company who specialise in cistom teeshirts.

www.jooclothing.com you love it

by Bethan Heslop February 16, 2005