8 definitions by Geoffrey

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Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.
Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.
by Geoffrey March 15, 2005

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The hottest and most awesome girl in school
Mckenzie will be this year's Prom Queen
by Geoffrey February 12, 2005

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One word defines this fools - Fake
that's shit as fake as a walnut creek gangster
by Geoffrey March 01, 2005

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a type of blood clot (like a heart attack or stroke) that occurs in the penis
girl: alright i'm ready for sex!
guy: ok.. time for mr. petey to get hard (he pulls down his pants)
girl: oh my god! oh my god! you penis looks a lil pale and lifeless
guy: i think i'm having a sheebee-out
girl: damn right! i be out!
by Geoffrey December 26, 2003

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N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant
man this shit has a lot of croutons
by Geoffrey February 17, 2005

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To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.
Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.
by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

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Used to refer to Indiana Jones. When Indy becomes angry, he turns into The Jones, and subsequently goes on a killing spree, typically killing nearby nazis and other evil-doers.
The Jones is comin' to getcha!
by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

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