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A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.
"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.
by Mr.jroll April 03, 2008
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A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.
Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.
by Axes of Evil August 19, 2009
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The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me
"I wish i was Jonathan"
"Jonathan is soooo cool"
" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"
"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"
by John Smith_99 July 13, 2006
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Means:

A gift from God.

And as sure as hell he is.

The best ones are strangely ginger.
Girl 1: So who's this new guy you're dating?
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.
by cannacoop7 June 23, 2013
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Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan made me laugh"

"Jonathan, i need one of them"
by m_sic July 28, 2014
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A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.
A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."
by Tom O'Brien January 06, 2006
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Typically described as an ass eater
by Succkit June 29, 2016
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