A bunch of retards who cant sing, and are puppets for the new disney, not the old one. Their fan base is a bunch of little girls from ages 5-16 who dont like them for their music but for their looks, AnD tYpE LiEk ThiSS!!<3 . But really the Jonas Brothers dont even look that good, they look like sewer rats with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: oMg LiEk tHa JoNaZ brotHerS are lIeK sooOo0 hawt! <3
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
by The Jonas Brothers suck dik August 10, 2009
3 pieces of shit that have such horrible music. 5 people are actually playing instruments, who are:
John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager
5 people? What the fuck?
They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.
John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager
5 people? What the fuck?
They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.
On the 8th day, God decided to make soem good music. But he made the Jonas Brothers by accident. "Crap they really make horrible music!" thought God. "But I will get rid of them slowly! First, by giving Nick diabetes!"
by Jonas Hater 4life November 6, 2009
Three gay brothers who make shitty music, and not even their retarded 12-year-old female and gay male fans cares about them anymore.
In 2008
Retarded 12-year-old girl #1: I'm listening to the Jonas Brothers! They're so awesome!
Retarded 12-year-old girl #2: They're so cute! I love them!
Normal Human Being: Shut the fuck up! They're faggots and they can't play music for shit!
Retarded 12-year-old girl #1: I'm listening to the Jonas Brothers! They're so awesome!
Retarded 12-year-old girl #2: They're so cute! I love them!
Normal Human Being: Shut the fuck up! They're faggots and they can't play music for shit!
by GoScrewYourself April 3, 2011
WORST BAND EVER!!! They are the whole reason music sucks today. They are tight pants wearing faggots who make girls hard and us men pissed. Crappy lyrics + badly laid out guitar chords + no drummer + no bassist + tight pants + Homosexuality=One shitty ass band.
Girl: OMG I JUST LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
Guy: C'mon girl, you're hot but you have a bad taste in music.
Girl: Oh yeah, name ten bands better than them.
Guy: HECK I could name a million bands that are better.
Girl: Narrow it down to ten.
Guy: Ok, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Queen, Metallica, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith.
Guy: C'mon girl, you're hot but you have a bad taste in music.
Girl: Oh yeah, name ten bands better than them.
Guy: HECK I could name a million bands that are better.
Girl: Narrow it down to ten.
Guy: Ok, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Queen, Metallica, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith.
by Rock N' Roll Critic July 1, 2010
One of the worst bands in history. Their main fan base consists of 12-16 year old girls who only like them because of their "pretty boy" good looks, which is lucky for them, because without their looks they would never have become so successful because their music is pile of steaming shit.
Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.
Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.
Paul: Hey theres a Jonas Brothers concert on next week. Wanna go see it?
John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.
John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.
by jonas brothers suck balls September 19, 2008
Three little faggots, in a shitty girl band (not a boy band). They have no girls on them anymore, little fags with plastic guitars and fake drums. Don't even write good songs, mostly about gay love.
Boy: I'm going to look up ''fags'' on Google.
Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''
Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!
Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''
Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!
by joassssrstdt April 3, 2010
-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.
-A type of STD.
-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.
-A type of STD.
-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.
(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!
Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!
(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!
(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.
Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!
(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!
(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.
by pageplant77 August 11, 2009