A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
by Jonas?? August 02, 2009
Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.

The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these "gifts from god". Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest "helped out" at the young boys and girls club.

When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.

The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name "Kracktor", and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy metal/polka.

Nick could not do the death scream, however, and they had to change their music. They simplified it to 3 power chords played over, and over. Unfortunately, they weren't selling with Columbia. One day, while sitting by a hickory stump, the devil appeared and challenged them to a fiddle challenge.

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'll care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. You play a pretty good fiddle, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cos' I think I'm better than you." The devil said to them. Nick mindlessly accepted, before realizing he had no fiddle, or a soul for that matter.

The devil, realizing he won by default, brought them to his secret headquarters and sold them to his head company, Disney. Disney realized the potential in their looks towards premature mainstream zombies and threw the brothers in a few movies and marketed them on everything.

Today, the Jonas brothers live in hell, along with the devil and his disney army. They create mindless songs that get stuck in your head until you want to throw up.
"The Jonas Brothers are the worst thing to ever walk the earth. What a waste of space and skin."
by trust me, you dont want to kno August 21, 2008
Scum of the scum of the music world. Untalented, overrated, and loved by millions of mindless teenage girls. Mostly famous for their looks. The killing blow to any respect I ever gave the music industry.

Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
"OMJ!!!! I luv da jonas brothers soooo much! <33333 Deys soooo talented!!!"

Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.
by The Lovely Miss Misery September 23, 2008
A group of three boys from a town named Wycoff in Bergen County, New Jersey. They're often compared to the Beatles because apparently there hasn't been a boy band so popular since the Beatles. THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! And finally, the Jonas Brothers are a band you either love or hate. (UR BETTER OFF HATING THEM)The "Jo Bros" give Bergen County and New Jersey a bad name.
by jerseygirl08 February 27, 2009
Also known as the Jonas Homos, or the JoHoes.

A trio of incestuous, homosexual brothers hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They were signed by the Disney Corporation, and as such have been made to adopt a clean pure boy image.

They wear purity rings as a promise to abstain from sex.

The fanbase is mostly comprised of immature 6-16 year old girls. The older girls want to get with the Jonas Homos, and have thousands of their posters hanging in their rooms and/or lockers. They also sell out the concerts which are way too many.

Haters have cropped up since the advent of these gaylords. Most notably, they can be found on the social networking site Facebook. The biggest, not to mention the fastest growing, hater group is "1,000,000 Strong against the Jonas Brothers."

An ongoing war has occurred between fans and haters. The fans have shot immature remarks at the Haters, and the haters, well, struck right back.

You know you have a fan on your hands when you hear them use the term OMJ instead of OMG. OMJ means, as you may have figured out, Oh My Jonas.

Fun Fact: Nick Jonas suffers from diabetes, which haters comment on often.




Fan: OMJ! I love Nick Jonas. I wanna marry him!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Hater: STFU! Listen to some real music you stupid ho!

Nick Jonas: OMG, I like have diabetes
Wilford Brimley: No, son, its pronounced dia-beetus.
Nick Jonas: 0.0

Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers
Hater: More like Jonas Homos
Fan: *cries* O<J, ur just jealous!!!!1!!!!
Hater: Why wud i be jealous of those homos? Especially the ones whose hair looks like pubes?
by The Ginger Overlord September 26, 2008
1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!
1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
by CTUDirector-C September 24, 2008
The worst singers since Hannah Montana. Not only can they not sing their songs make no sense.
Jonas Brothers Band meeting, let's listen in.....

Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!
by mike is amazing like pie March 09, 2008
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