The Jonas Brothers are not the typical pop bullshit we hear now-a-days. Their a talented band of three brothers, Nick, Joe, and Kevin, from New Jersey.

And unlike what other idiots on here said, they aren't gay, pussies, or cock-suckers. People on this site REALLY need to stop saying things like that. Not only is it rude, homo-phobic, at times sexiest, and just plain obnoxious, it also makes you sound like a 13 year old boy who just heard a cuss word for the first time. In other words, an idiot.

Once you get past the screaming fangirls and their over-exposure from Disney, this group of kids are actually quite talented. They write their own songs and have a visible passion for music. Not even famous rock stars are dedicated enough to build a recording studio on their tour bus. And to all the fangirls who the Jonas Brothers are rockstars, they aren't. Their pop, branching into poprock as of recent. They even say so themselves.

No, they aren't as good as the Beatles. They even say so. But they are actually good which is uncommon for people on the Disney Channel. They deserve much more respect than what is given to them. You go JoBros!
ME:"No hun. They're good, not gods."
Asshole:"The hobros suck! Their faggots and their gay ass music makes my ears bleed!"
ME:"Have you ever actually listened to one of their songs?"
Asshole:"NO! Why would I listen to that shit? They're the worst fucking band ever! The only reason they're famous is because they make 12 year old girls jump out of their training bras!
Me:"If you've never listened to their music how do you know they suck? Is it because most of their fans are teenage girls? So because girls like something it must suck right? Wow. You're both homophobic AND sexiest! Good job.
Asshole:"Whatever. They're still fags."
Me: "Why are they fags?"
Asshole:"Because they dance around stage in tight-girl pants and they refuse to fuck all those fans of theirs that want to jump them."
Me: "I thought all their fans were 12? Does that mean you support stagatory rape?"
Asshole: "Huh- what, no!"
Me: "Really? Are YOU a fag then?"
Asshole: "FUCK NO!"
Me: "Well,you just contradicted yourself, but I'll move on before your primative brain starts to hurt from all the big words I'm using. Idiots like you are why so many girls love the Jonas Brothers. Because, unlike you, they're gentlemen. Which is part of the reason why they are most likely going to get laid before you do. Even with their rings. Oh, and by the way neanderthal, not all their fans are squeeling twelve year olds. Me and my friends love them and we're all 21.
Asshole: "Huh?"
Me: "I thought so."
by lesleylove February 04, 2009
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A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??

Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
by thejonasbrotherssuck March 20, 2008
Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.
Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2:
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!
by Big Dong Long Wong April 14, 2008
1) Another word to describe cocksucking incestrous gay men.

2) A group of sodomizers.

3) Penis suckers.

4) Another word to describe men who insert objects twice the size of pineapples into their anus for pleasure and don't remove them for two weeks in order to stretch their butthole to its largest.

5) The lack of douche.

6) Tight pants wearing cross-dressers.

7) An anal yeast infection. Highly contagious.

8) Racist bastards who believe in nothing but the killing and deletion of African American and Jewish people. They use their music to hide secret messages from the public.

9) Descendants of KKK grandmasters.

10) A group of Jew-cunt faggot bitches that likes chode down their throats.
1) Nick Jonas: I feel like choking on cock today.
Joe Jonas: Me too. Let's go find a cock to choke on.
Other Jonas bitch: Let's Jonas Brothers!
All: Yeah!

2) Hick: You're one of dem Jonas Brothers! We don't accept your kind around this here town!
Jonas Brothers: Let's sodomize you, hillbilly! You're gonna take it!

3) Jonas Brothers: (sucking cock) Yummmmmm.
Man: You guys are a bunch of Jonas Brothers.

4) Woman: Doesn't that hurt your anus from all that Jonas Brothering?
Nick Jonas: Nope, it feels quite good to Jonas Brother.
Joe Jonas: I need something seven times the size of a pineapple now! My anus is stretched so far if I fell on someone's head I'd literally swallow them into my body.

5) Man: Your vagina's starting to smell like the Jonas Brothers!
Woman: I have a lack of douche, sorry.

6) Nick Jonas: (in dressing room) Are my pants too tight?
Other Jonas Brother: We're the Jonas Brothers. Of course not!
Joe Jonas: I think I lost my vagina in these pants.

7) Man: I have a burning sensation in my pants, doctor.
Doctor: I'm sorry to report that you have a serious case of the Jonas Brothers.
Man: How long do I have to live?
Doctor: I'm afraid not long. I'd say around three hours. It's that bad.

8) Man: Shit!
Black Man: Shit, it's the Jonas Brothers! RUN!
Jonas Brothers: We're gonna get you, nigga!

9) Jonas Brothers: (on stage dressed as KKK Klansmen) I'm sure glad to be a Jonas Brother! My grandparents would be so proud of us!

10) Man: Fuck, it's the Jonas Brothers. Kill me now.
Jonas Brothers: (choking on cock) I sure like chode down my throat! Mmm!
by Jonas Brothers April 12, 2008
Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.

Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.
by upyurs December 22, 2007
The worst thing that ever happened to music.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Someone: Oh my God, help, the Jonas Brothers are on the radio! 911!

Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*

Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
by MrsRachelCobain July 10, 2008
A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
by BeccaQuinlan July 18, 2008
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