One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.
12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009
The quintessence of faggotry. Possible target for assassination. Worst music of all time which promotes stupidity.
Teacher:"Give me a sentence for quintessence Johny."
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
by Manwithamilliondollars October 30, 2008
1. Epitome of FAIL and worse.
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
Jonas Brothers free time.
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
by pizzamanilla January 24, 2010
A terrible excuse for a pop band; A group of teenage guys that sing like they're just now going through puberty. Middle school and elementary school girls are ordinarily obsessed with them. Few high school girls are, but they're just wierd asses. Some people believe them to be gay, which it wouldn't be surprising if they did in fact suck eachother's dicks every night.
8 year old girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOO HOTT!
16 year old girl: OMG I KNOW I LOVE THEM I WOULD LIKE LICK THEIR ENTIRE BODIES!
Group of random people: What the fuck? Wierd ass.
16 year old girl: OMG I KNOW I LOVE THEM I WOULD LIKE LICK THEIR ENTIRE BODIES!
Group of random people: What the fuck? Wierd ass.
by lissagetscrunkk October 28, 2009
A boy band that plays music nobody cares for. Girls love them, but pretend to like their music so they can win a chance to meet them. The singer, Joe Jonas, tries to be like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
the act of dropping the soap in prison on purpose.
the act of writing bad songs
listening to them may cuz: explosive diaria blood coming out of your ears suicide and even massive amounts of radiation for some reason???
the act of writing bad songs
listening to them may cuz: explosive diaria blood coming out of your ears suicide and even massive amounts of radiation for some reason???
nick jonas: drops the soap in prison''oops!! i droped the soooaaap!!!! totaly by accident!! im just going to go BEND over and go pick it up sloooowwllyy....."
prisioner1: pssshhh ur so gay i wouldnt wanna fuck if u were the last guy in the shower u stupid gay peice of shit!!"
nick jonas:come on man do you know how long i have been in here
prisoner1:its been 2 weeks ok fuck off or ill fuck u up
nick-really!!!!!!
prisoner1-NO
nick-this is my 2nd guess sos this is my 2nd geuss sos
Prisioner1-hhmmm those stupid ass lyrics can suck my dick dude ok there the last thing that humanity will her u stupid fuck!!!!!!
nick-jeez guys im so fukkin bored on writing these stupid ass songs.
joe-i totally agree man...
nick-...
kevin-...
joe- oh i know lets have a threesome!!!!
Nick-fuck YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
kevin-yeah!!!!
(three long gay hours later with the jonas brothers)
nick- ooohh lets make a song called S.O.S cuz i think my condom broke.
kevin-now we should make a song called paranoid cuz idk if im gonna be preganant
joe-YEEEAAHHH!!!
(3 hours later with stupid ass songs getting made up and the 1st time they played the END OF EVERYONES HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
prisioner1: pssshhh ur so gay i wouldnt wanna fuck if u were the last guy in the shower u stupid gay peice of shit!!"
nick jonas:come on man do you know how long i have been in here
prisoner1:its been 2 weeks ok fuck off or ill fuck u up
nick-really!!!!!!
prisoner1-NO
nick-this is my 2nd guess sos this is my 2nd geuss sos
Prisioner1-hhmmm those stupid ass lyrics can suck my dick dude ok there the last thing that humanity will her u stupid fuck!!!!!!
nick-jeez guys im so fukkin bored on writing these stupid ass songs.
joe-i totally agree man...
nick-...
kevin-...
joe- oh i know lets have a threesome!!!!
Nick-fuck YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
kevin-yeah!!!!
(three long gay hours later with the jonas brothers)
nick- ooohh lets make a song called S.O.S cuz i think my condom broke.
kevin-now we should make a song called paranoid cuz idk if im gonna be preganant
joe-YEEEAAHHH!!!
(3 hours later with stupid ass songs getting made up and the 1st time they played the END OF EVERYONES HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
by dropping the soap on purpose August 10, 2009
The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.
by kaybuttttttt September 3, 2008