Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Jonasism 

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!

Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019

johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

johanism by iseethelight September 18, 2007

Jonnism 

A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.

I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism

Jonnism by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020

jonnism 

A really cool guy, however his emotions or actions are opposite of what he shows. You may define them as a Tsundere, however Jonnism is too cool to be only defined as a Tsundere.

Jonnism always teases dargon, but in reality he loves him and wants more attention.
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,

jonnism by Syncynatic December 14, 2020