Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.
He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.
by yyz113 April 15, 2008
The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable
love ya jonah
by RosieJones:P May 26, 2015
Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!
Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(
by not kyle thats for sure June 05, 2011
A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.
Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.

Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return
by Sheabutter ass December 17, 2012
a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.
jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas January 29, 2014

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