Jonah is the type of kid who's not afraid to say what's on his mind. In a way this is a good thing because it gets rid of the fake friends that don't know how to put up with his shit. 70% of what comes out of his mouth is stupid, 10% is perverted , 10% is about the illuminati, 5% is embarrassing himself unintentionally, and the last 5% is actually smart. Jonah kinda doesn't have a verbal filter (which is not a bad thing) but he needs to work on knowing the boundaries. Talking about boundaries, Jonah is obsessed with geography and is not afraid to show it. Overall, Jonah is a pretty odd kid, but we do need more Jonahs. If you find one, keep them as a pet :)
Person 1: What is that kid doing?! It actually seems like he's trying to get the prettiest girl in the grade to hate him.

Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself
by jewish american princes March 10, 2015
Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.
He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.
by yyz113 April 15, 2008
A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.
My parents hate Jonah.
Jonahs make good pets when they're not let inside.
by PenisesMilks January 25, 2016
Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!
Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(
by not kyle thats for sure June 05, 2011
A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.
Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.

Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return
by Sheabutter ass December 17, 2012
a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.
jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas January 29, 2014

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