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A large Aussie bogan who is responsible for everything.
"When in doubt, blame Jonah."
Guy 1, "I think I left my phone at school,"
Guy 2, "I would blame Jonah."
by Skipper the Dipper November 16, 2016
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a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.
jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas January 29, 2014
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A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.
Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.

Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return
by Sheabutter ass December 17, 2012
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A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.
My parents hate Jonah.
Jonahs make good pets when they're not let inside.
by PenisesMilks January 25, 2016
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A dickweed with no penis, and could not be gayer if he tried.
You fuccing jonah
by LongSchlongRonald December 29, 2016
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Man that guys a real jonah
by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016
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An absolute cunt. He will snake you when he gets the chance. Don't trust a twat named this.

P.s also a shit name
"Hey have you seen Jonah, I heard he's an absolute cunty snake"
by DaBoi2016 December 10, 2016
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