Jolida is a kind hearted loving girl, with an outrageous wild side. She has slightly curly brown hair with the most beautiful blond highlights. She likes getting down and dirty (especially with tall, thin, brown haired golf players.) Although she likes messing around with many boys, her heart belongs to a Tyran. She will always look sexy when amongst men- BUT with her friends, she is just a crazy, down to earth lady. If you find a Jolida- keep her and cherish her (She is precious.) If you’re name is not Tyran, don’t even bother to get more than a quick snog. You don’t stand a chance.
Boy 1: Bru, I met a Jolida today- I think I really like her!
Boy 2: You don’t stand a chance ma bru.
Tyran: F*ck off Boy 1, dat bish is mine...
Boy 2: You don’t stand a chance ma bru.
Tyran: F*ck off Boy 1, dat bish is mine...
by MichBish101 October 23, 2019