A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
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Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
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Jolanda is the fattest person ever
by Jonoa March 31, 2022
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an evil person that likes to scare her friends
Jolanda told me that George is trying to impregnate me by saying hi.
by Cheermerlyn December 24, 2003
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Usually very quiet, shy girl who love to get jizzed on secretly
Yea she's shy, but she is really a dirty jolanda
by Jcn2 June 9, 2020
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a girl that always talking about haar buikspier because its gewoon buikspier da is geen vel,
das gwn bijna sixpack jolanda
by moehahahi January 18, 2017
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