JO

The secret ESRB rating for a game that has been critically acclaimed to be so violent that it's been rated JO, for Jesus Only.

"Hey did you hear that Manhunt 2 got an AO rating?" "Actually, it's been rated JO for Jesus Only, because if you are someone other then Jesus and you play it, then you are most likely to swallow your own head."

by CJR898 April 13, 2010

jo jos

Lame yankey term for tater wedges!

I'd get fries, if they didn't serve such damn good jo Jos in this joint...

by MissFixins September 13, 2018

Jos

Jos is an optimistic kind and wonderful person. She often simps for a lot of people but she simps the most for her SO and lego yoshi. if you have a jos....keep her in your life.

HEy theres jos

by squidster123456789 March 3, 2021

Jo

The best daughter in the whole wide world. Beautiful smile, the cutest curls, and an adorable voice. You want to protect her with your entire life. You think she's pretty on the outside? She's even prettier on the inside. Being around her makes everything better, all because of her stunning kindness.

Hey, who's the coolest kid in the discord server?
It's Jo, obviously!

by mothergiovanna April 17, 2020

JO

abbreviation for jack off

"kevin wang is the jo master"
"kevin wang is the grand master jo"

by gdub December 22, 2004

Jo

Verb
To jack off, masturbate.
Noun
The act of jagging off, referred to as a person for the sake of privacy.

I was too busy talking to Jo.

by kito March 11, 2004

Jo-Jo

smart, usually in mathematics and science. a super pro with amazing skillzz. can make retarded white kids weep.

Guy #1: Dude! Did you see that Jo-Jo?
Guy #2: I know! He has a freaking 5.0 GPA!

Guy #1: Dude! That Jo-Jo is a beast!
Guy #2: He could get ANYthing he wanted!

Guy #1: HAHA! DID YOU SEE THAT JO-JO BEAT THAT WIMP UP?
Guy #2: HAHA! I know, hes a bauss.

by asdfyo December 10, 2009