Top Definition
To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.
I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.
by robversion2011 June 30, 2011

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