When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 13, 2021
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