by firstlegend0208 May 11, 2009
where everyone who got rejected from harvard, yale, standford, mit, caltech, and princeton goes to college.
"man, rejection day senior year in high school was the worst, except for my acceptance to johns hopkins!"
by a&s '04 November 16, 2005
Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.
Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
by Dan the real Man October 27, 2005
A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.
Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
by Royce 207 October 10, 2005
A camp for nerds, but also really really fun, where people make need friends and have the best 3 weeks of their lives and maybe get sharked.
Person: Did you really go to that nerd camp? Sounds boring.
Me: It’s actually called Johns Hopkins CTY and it’s the time of my life.
Person: Wow. Sounds smart I can’t relate.
Me: It’s actually called Johns Hopkins CTY and it’s the time of my life.
Person: Wow. Sounds smart I can’t relate.
by AwesomeKoolKid August 23, 2019
Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
by John Rumple March 30, 2021