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Johnny Morning 

The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.

Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"

and

Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
Johnny Morning by Vagos June 19, 2013
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Johnny Moonshine 

Louisiana-born Blues, Metal, and Southern Rock singer/frontman
There's new music on the Official Johnny Moonshine myspace page
Johnny Moonshine by CoHa January 16, 2010

Had a Johnny moment 

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.
Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

Johnny Morris

Johnny Morris looks like a leprechaun.
Johnny Morris by santa!!!!!! November 28, 2011

Johnny Moylan 

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.
Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny’s mom 

A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.
Damn I wanna fuck Johnnys mom

Johnny's Mom 

A large size female who is ugly and discusting looking and only loves BIG BLACK PRISON SHLONGS!
If your African American then Johnny's Mom is looking for you!
Johnny's Mom by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020