JohnSid 

Proper noun. Nicknames include: 'The Troll', 'The King of Trolls', 'The Mother of Trolls' and the 'Lord of the Trolls' (the JohnSid himself prefers the title 'The Master Troll')

The JohnSid is simply a master at work. He has trolled hundreds, maybe thousands of victims, made more than a hundred rage comics that we're never released, written two books (The Complete Guide To Trolling by JohnSid being released soon), invented the '40 Quests to become a Troll' and finally, the VidamegaTroll.

Trolling since birth, he has always enjoyed ruining other people's days to make his day better. JohnSid is considered to be the 'Original Troll', constantly trolling teachers, friends, family and enemies.

Usage of the word is forbidden. Only to be written down and sent through virtual means. Anyone who says JohnSid outlOud will suffer a terrible fate for they will be swallowed whole by trolls in the next 24 hours.

JohnSid by 1nv151b13 December 31, 2012

johnsieatsocks 

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy

girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks

johnsieatsocks by chasnluver April 28, 2023

jonside 

The last place anyone wants to be

Easy bro if you're not careful you'll end up on Jonside

jonside by NotJonSide December 30, 2017

johnsie 

Being sexually attracted to the sound of sneezes, whether it be a certain pitch, volume or sound.

Girl: I sneezed in front of my boyfriend and he got an instant boner.
Friend: Really? I wouldn't have pinned Luke for a Johnsie.

johnsie by CharlieJ96 February 28, 2015

johnsin 

A word to describe a mails Penis.

"Hay man, why your girl won't let lose on you yet?"
"Man it's because she believes my Johnsin is a key to sin without marriage"

johnsin by Sin Dick November 25, 2020

johnsie 

A member of St John's College, Oxford

A: You go to St. John's College?

B: Yep! Central location, cheap accommodation, £££, pint at the Lamb and Flag right within reach - also needs to divest from fossil fuels ^_^
A: Spoken like a true Johnsie.

johnsie by anonymous September 7, 2020

johnsin 

A word that describes a mails Penis that enters a women's vagina with marriage first.

"Hay man, why your girl won't let lose on you yet?"
"Man it's because she believes it's sin to have sex without marriage so my Johnsin is being locked up."

johnsin by Sin Dick November 25, 2020