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1.
pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith March 18, 2005
 
2.
An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
by -\_/- September 09, 2005
 
3.
Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.
Name:
eg. John Smith
by John Cactus August 15, 2005
 
4.
The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.
For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.
by Rob Aldridge February 26, 2007
 
5.
Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.
Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith
by some random stalker August 23, 2010
 
6.
Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 15, 2006
 
7.
A spasian person that is composed of 99.9% of pure, concentrated badassery that God intended to place in the universe.
Damn, that fight was something that only a johnsmith could put up. I feel bad for that other poor basterd.
by lucky to write johnsmith August 10, 2010