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65.
can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.
Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

jon jhon
by kawoline December 27, 2012
 
71.
to jones or crave/want something
buddy, i johns that girl over there
by Lightning Magg May 04, 2005
 
72.
1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
two johns = twice the diseased shit!
by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004
 
73.
A little man with a small penis
OMG he has a john :(
by cent anatomy May 08, 2013
 
74.
the weirdest most confusing person you will ever meet when he's talking he will just stop at any random time,he has very large penis ,has a friend whos name is anynomous who jacks off a lot. john is also a man whore,black hair never wears shoes, his mood changes easily,short,never matches,hairy arms, very sexy and other guys are jealous, oh yeah did i mention his big dick,and he can not describe anything worth a shit becaus he always says things like thingymabob an thingymajig, oh and he has a huge penis
dude 1: what was that huge crash and scream i heard

john:oh the thingymabob did that one thing at the thingymajig at that one time with those people
by njhn vissser June 13, 2011
 
75.
Someone who comes from London, or more London way than wherever the user of the word is from.

The recievers of the term are named johns because of the outside perception that everyone from london (males mainly) call each other "john" as a by-word for "mate or fellow."

Heard in the East Anglia area in the populations with the regional dialect of English.

Is used less often these days since most people in london are not the percieved cockneys that they once were since mass immigration to the city since the 1960s. Also people in East Anglia now commonly work in London and therefore now know better, and meeting a London is far more common than before.
Them bloody John's move'un to our village and telling us what to do and how to run the place!
by Essex/Suffolk Lad June 10, 2011
 
76.
A total dick with about a unique a personality as his name reflects. Utterly worthless, the only thing good for is taking a crap on, hence the name John :)
he lacks any real affect, oh yeah, he's a John!
by effyourself September 11, 2013
 
77.
The one person in the group who always gets caught. He is very flamboyant and is super feminine, EVEN though he can grow a very manly beard. John lives with his parents and refuses to grow up. In fact, the only thing he is interested in growing is illegal in most of the country. His best friend is always hitter than him and will always steal the lady john has his eye on. This person means well, but has the worst luck ever. Beware of the consequences when hanging out with a John.
Randy: Dude, where were you last night?

Carl: I was in the slammer. Got locked up cause I was hanging out with John.
by Headsortails10 June 12, 2013