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noun-
Slang for an extremely inexperienced skier riding in an unusual way most likely in a wide criss-cross pattern taking up most of the trail; usually of young age yet there have been sightings of older joeys.

Also look up: joey bumps; joey twist; joey hill.
I was just up on Black Bear.

Yeah? How was it?

Well, if it weren't for some joeys it would have been nice.
by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008
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a douche bag - loud mouth - bullshiter - doesn't understand english that well, or he just cannot use the language properly - no one likes them - and they have a big personality to make up for his tiny penis.
"you know who sucks, that joey kid"
by Legenday February 09, 2010
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A superb being. The grandest of all women.
I saw a Joey last night, and boy was she freakin awesome!
by jobay February 07, 2010
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A man's best friend. The action of getting a BJ while watching TV. You sit on the couch and your girlfriend (or in some cases your boyfriend) gives you head while you watch you favorite cartoon show. You can also use her head as a table for all those snacks you bring with you.
I just got a joey while I was watching Full House with my favorite actor Bob Saget!!!
by Mr Joey The Hoey June 02, 2009
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A character from the 1987-1995 show "Full House" and is obsessed with children's cartoons. He lives with eight other people and is crushed on by a weird woman name Mrs. Curruthers. Blonde, Comedian who always treats his women well (even if they don't stay with him long).
Danny-Hey Joey, here's ten bucks for keeping you mouth shut.
Joey-Thanks Danny!
Jesse-Wait so you knew he was a pool shark?
Joey-Well yeah! He went to college in a billiards scholarship.
by StripeSweater March 20, 2014
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A retarded skiier that's usually a tourist, and even more often a kid under 9 years old. They have a Joey Gap, Joey Tuck, and a Joey Wobble. They also seem to love to ruin jumps...
Guy 1 on a chairlift: Dude look at that bad skiier

Guy 2 on the same chairlift: Wow what a joey!
by pintsizeslash3r January 21, 2010
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The term joey means they will do "favours" for people without asking will I get one back or simply saying OK (but all the time)... OK this is fine once in while but a joey is a bully victim in the end and is always doing these "favours" Be it on the playground or in the workplace. A joey will always be a joey. ala the fat bird who holds all her mates coats in nightclubs when there all dancing.

Also in Manchester a joey is a word for a taxi.
Pete: Ye I got him to go the shop for my cigs without enough money!
Sandra:Ye an wot?
Pete: He came back with a 20 deck an said nout.
Sandra: What a joey!
by MUFC OK August 21, 2006
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