Joe Swanson 

He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though

Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny

Joe Swanson by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

Joe Swanson Syndrome by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

Joe Swanson Syndrome by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016