verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.
Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!
by Dizmalmazes July 04, 2011
When a friend ask you to help do something and when you show up they have more to do then they said, or when asked to perform a single task and after completing said task your forced to perform another.
Joed: A Verb, example, Joe ask Joshua to help him move a desk and when they are done Joe says "Now lets move those four book shelfs while your here."
by J. L. Watkins July 28, 2008
A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod.
He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"
by Murmus July 02, 2006
A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod. He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"
by Passim June 24, 2006
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