Joe Buck Syndrome 

A disease that originated from FOX Announcer Joe Buck. Symptoms of Joe Buck Syndrome include:

1) Only raises voice during a game-changing play.
2) Rarely, if ever, exhibits genuine excitement and passion.
3) Chronic smug.
4) Has a famous dad or brother.

Other announcers infected with Joe Buck Syndrome include:
Mike Tirico, Glen Kuiper, and the Gumbel brothers.

Joe Buck Syndrome by lbtman October 21, 2010

joe buck'd

the act of jinxing or screwing oneself over by talking about a situation before it actually happens similar to the sports announcer, Joe Buck.

Joe Buck "Reyes has never hit a home run off of mariano rivera in the 9th inning with 2 outs and....OMG ITS HIGH ITS LONG ITS GONEEEEE ITS OUTT OF HEREEE"

sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself

joe buck'd by the feefees December 31, 2009

Gay Joe Buck 

The dude who has to jerk it in the background while his girl gets Eiffel Towered by you and your buddy Schug

Mr Sizer was happy to become Gay Joe Buck when Becca became drunk at the station

Gay Joe Buck by Richard Dangles October 27, 2020

Joe Bucket 

Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.

What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.

Joe Bucket by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022

buckle eye joe 

that omega chicken nugget all over YouTube shorts singing "gIdAGAdEgidagIDIoHhhH" or whatever. idk it's cringe and funny at the same time-

my friend: "omg have you seen the buckle eye joe meme"
me: "GiDagAdegIdAgIdi OHhHHhhHhhhhH"

buckle eye joe by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

joebucked 

To royally FUBAR; to destory, defile and/or violate in a brutal manner.

Cliffs: mofo driving a veyron runs into a salt water lagoon and left it running. Joebucked the engine.

joebucked by YHHAWNFTPSHI November 12, 2009

joebuck 

When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.

"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."

joebuck by vizkiz May 25, 2009