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A play off of shotgun, Jochum is the last possible selection whist going through the shotgun game. Also known as bitch seat. First person will call "shotgun," second and third people will "call no bitch," last person is forced to call Jochum.
Andrew: Hey lets go to the gas station for some wraps. ill drive.
Tom: Shotgun!
Zack and Bill: No bitch!
Ryan: Jochum!
by danglesnipyoursister April 25, 2011

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