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A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces. Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ? Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ? Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so. |
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