JMH

a method of achieving great success while behaving in a way that would normally create the opposite of the desired result.

ie. using anti-intuitive behavior to achieve one's desired result.

Ted: Mike just looked down and pissed his pants in front of that girl he was talking to and then took her home from the bar!

Bill: Yeah, he JMH'ed that one.

by BigHenry November 13, 2006

the JMH

a creepy stalker that is pretending to be your friend and takes your online quizes.

Yo, the JMH got a zero on my friend quiz!

Oh, he got a hundred on mine!

by Pokemon Master Ninjette December 23, 2011