Jizzmuh

A guy who often Jizz over random girls on the internet. He doesnt have alot of friends, he is very sad and tends to waste his day "Fapping"

Oh no you just did a Jizzmuh, Did you hear about about that guy? He jizzmuh'd all over her!

Jizzmuh by SwagOverLoader April 12, 2013

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jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.

That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.

jizzmuffin by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010

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Jizmuh

A Popular Twitter user who is renowned for sending Nude pictures to other users. He is a great guy though which a lot of people love and admire.

Hey, I wish you were more like Jizmuh. He is so nice and funny!
Send me some Pictures like Jizmuh did.

Jizmuh by Anonymous321853 September 19, 2013

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jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch

i want to jizzmuffin

jizzmuffin by bigdaddydillcharzarding69420 April 18, 2023

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Banana Jizzmus

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.

Banana Jizzmus by meswmi October 30, 2012

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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