That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.
"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"
by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010
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When something is so goddamn incredibly awesome you physically jizz yourself.
Did you see that dude dropkick that bear in the face holy shit it was fucking jizzmic man!
by Randy Cox June 8, 2010
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someone who i dont like, therefore i make up a new word, this means somene who takes it in the bum maybe
adam u fuckin arse, u r a jizzmic invader
by leewee January 25, 2005
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