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Jizzwipe 

Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.
Hey babe, could you hand me a jizzwipe?
Jizzwipe by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.
"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."
Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

jizzling 

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum
"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."
jizzling by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzlopper 

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.
That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!
Jizzlopper by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004

jizzlepop 

A word meaning that something taste really good that it made your mouth fill up with saliva.
"That ice cream was so good it jizzlepopped my mouth!"

jizzlicious 

Something that is really delicious or really awesome.
jizz
jizzly bear

Student A: 2 plus 2 equals 1.
Student B: Wow are you aujizztic?

Student 1: Look at that girl's ass!
Student 2: Yeah it's so jizzlicious.
jizzlicious by jizzly bear 1473 September 6, 2009