guy 1: dude i feel kind of funny
guy 2: well were you with jizzie
guy 1: oh right..better go empty out my pants
guy 2: well were you with jizzie
guy 1: oh right..better go empty out my pants
by jizziegavemehead February 7, 2005
Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!
by robott April 30, 2007
When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.
by mick e May 23, 2009
(adj.) Used to describe something so incredibly awesome, that it makes you jizz everywhere just thinking about it.
by Kaleb.G June 11, 2004
A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.
"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"
Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"
Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"
Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"
Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"
by Dr. Deadly June 28, 2011
An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.
Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.
by the snowmen October 17, 2006
by Shiba SHiba September 26, 2003