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The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously
Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
by AlexGdizzle February 05, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.
If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.
by matt osbueno April 21, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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