Jizem 

An alternative to: "Shit happens!".

"But why?"

"Hey... Jizem!"

Jizem by Nowai July 25, 2007

Jizmuck 

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.

Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!

Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013

Jizel

Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend

Kid hi can we be friends

Jizel sure

Jizel by Jizel July 13, 2017

Jizelle

A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .

Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.

Jizelle by Achoooooo November 28, 2017

Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009

Jizelle

Jizelle is a girl who's really sexy, fun and complicated. She usually has dark brown hair and is tall. Jizelle happens to struggle keeping her cool but when things get shitty you can totally count on her to sucker punch the person who breaks your heart.

Alex: Hey that's my friend Jizelle
Leo: Man! she's fun

Jizelle by thegirlwithatwinkle March 3, 2022

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

jizzmonster by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003