Jingle Balls

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.

"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.

by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy

Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!

by okidokibabie December 14, 2017

Jingle Balls

Silver round hard balls that go back and forth and make click click noises.

Picture yourself tea bagging a guy with really small silver nuts

by Shaniqua November 30, 2003

jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike November 26, 2015

Jingle balls

The art of two friend wrapping their testiculs around each other then pulling away fast. Whoever does not scream wins

They played jingle balls

by Discover something terrifying September 11, 2021

jingle balls

To exaggerate a compliment or try to make someone feel better by boosting their ego, or "jingling their balls"

A spirtual awakening from caressing ones ego.

A brown noser or suck up.

"Man I had to jingle their balls all day just to get them to work."

"Oh, here comes ol' jingle balls"

by Cthaman November 16, 2007

jingle balled

the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season

that guy totaly jingle balled me

by evana hummpalot December 19, 2010